I suppose I was a slut, but I only ever slept with guys who I really liked and respected me. I had more than my fair share of one night stands but I am not ashamed, I never promised or expected anything else out of these nights of passion. Over the next couple of years I was pretty wild, trying lots of new and sometimes crazy things such as outdoor sex, toys, dressing up and a little light bondage.
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Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common
A. Men always miss them