June 23, 2007
 Amateur Lena stripping before the computer
Quickly I jumped up and shut the door locking it and then I went to work. First I had to get her undressed and then tie her to the bed. She was wearing her long winter coat but underneath she had on exactly what I had told her to wear. The white dress I had bought her and beneath that the panties I had also bought her. The only thing of hers she had on was the "fuck me" stripper shoes that she had owned before I had met her. I made quick work of stripping off her coat and made sure the knots holding her were nice and tight. Then I filled one of the cheap glasses with water from the bathroom sink and threw it in her face. She came to sputtering and confused. Her confusion suddenly turned into anger mixed with fear as she realized she was incapacitated. The lights were still off in the room except for the TV. Not that it mattered because I had blindfolded her, but she was cursing like a mother fucker. .....
A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally croaked.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply.
In his final eulogy, he noted, "Thank you Lord, they're finally together.
Leaning over to his neighbour, one mourner asked... "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The other mourner then replied... "I think he means her legs.
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posted by *sys_bot at July 3, 2008
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