February 21, 2010
 Long-legged breasty blonde posing bared showing off body in iron bars
I propped myself up on the bed, thankfully with no view down the hall, and turned on the TV. The obnoxious morning news crew did their best to overwhelm my senses and I tried to pay attention, but as the water in the shower started all I could think about was Janet. I could almost see her long, naked body under the shower head, rivulets of hot water running down her flesh, dripping off her nipples, running down between her legs... Maybe I should skip the shower and just throw on some clothes. I could go to the store. We need milk, a case of beer, um...maybe something else. .....
An old man goes to the doctor and says "Dr., I don't know what's wrongwith me. My dick is orange." The Dr. tells him to pull down his pants and let him take a look. Hehas no idea what is wrong so he asks the guy if he has recently paintedanything orange.The old man said "No." The Dr. thinks for a minute and then asks the guy if he has recentlybeen exposed to any chemicals at work.The old man said "No, I'm retired." The Dr. then asks the guy if he could have been working with anychemicals in his garage.The old man replied "No Dr., I told you, I'm retired. All I do is sitaround all day, watch pornos and eat Cheetos..
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