"You are not a woman and will never be a woman. You are not worthy of being a proper woman". His mistress suddenly grabbed a hold of his cock through his dress. "This is why you are not a woman. You are weak. This", she said as she intensified her grip, "proves your weakness. But you are indeed feminine. And so you will remain until the day you die". She released his cock and grasped him by the face instead. Directing his face back to the mirror.
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Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.