When we touched each other we were both enflamed. We were ready to come together immediately. I rolled on top of her and laid my penis against her sexuality. She clutched my neck and pulled up close to me. We were in tune with each other, so ready, I slipped inside her with no hands needed. We were deeply embedded inside each other but we wanted to express ourselves with our kisses. I kissed her mouth, I kissed her neck, I kissed her deeply. She kissed my chest, she whispered words of love as she nibbled on my ear. As we sought to endear ourselves to each other our sex moved together. Soon our only thought was how to hold this person next to me even tighter, how to pull this person deeper inside. This was a truly miraculous coupling. Never has love been so dear.
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Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully
A. Miracle whip