“Aaaaahhhhh, yes, I love it,” I gasp. Looking down, I see that the huge head of his cock is now jutting forth from between my own legs. Reaching down, I grip my hand tightly around it, and begin fondling the shiny wet cockhead, which is oozing pre-cum. It’s so huge, and hard! I love the feel of it in my hand.
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Q. What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag
A. Speed bumps