"Oh, OK," Tonisha said in a resigned voice. "It was my fault that you fucked my boyfriend with me in the room." She began to laugh. "But it was funny as hell to watch you try to fuck that black dick. You were screaming like he had it in you to the balls and all he had in you was the head. That little white pussy was so stretched I thought you would slit into."
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Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex
A. One of his fingers is clean