After a few adjustments, Cord re-joined me on the bed, kneeled in front of me and stroked his cock, offering it to me. I went up on all fours and let him feed me his long dick one inch at a time, so that our audience could see him slide into my mouth from the side. I heard a groan from the computer, followed by the voice of surfer-dude.
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Q. Why does a dog lick its penis
A. Because it can't make a fist.