"Whoa. Hey, I just thought of a nickname for you. Big Dragon." Morgan smiled to herself. She was inspired tonight! With that, she blasted on him a huge tattoo along his back, of a spiraling Chinese dragon, going from his shoulder over the cut crevasse canyon of his back, the tail ending halfway at the curved bounce of his distinctly un-Asian bubble-butt.
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Q. Why did the Avon lady walk funny
A. Her lipstic