I ask you to go take a shower to let the hot steamy water cascade over your nakedness softening your flesh so the oil I use will soak into your pores and help relax your mind. Your beautiful blue eyes light up, before I can finish the next sentence, the water is running and you find yourself in the bathroom already nude as you began stripping off the shorts and t-shirt leaving a trail across the floor. I whisper under my breath, I love you with a smile.
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Q. What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it
A. The aids team.