Cynthia was not a troll; in fact she was pretty damned hot for a thirty five year old woman. She was still slim, her body unmarred by childbirth. She had silky shiny blonde hair, green eyes the colour of freshly mown grass and a perfect hourglass shape that was made to wear sexy lingerie. Her secret little fetish was she always wore sexy lingerie under her clothes no matter what she happened to be wearing. It made her feel sensual and feminine.
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Q. What's the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back
A. A police horse