"There was no affair. She works in my office. We may have had a lunch or two a month. Ellen, I have told you many times, you can fuck over the help but you cannot fuck the help. Ellen, Julie is no bimbo; she has saved my ass several times. She is the best personal assistant I have ever seen."
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Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your cock
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck